You know the type - the ones who talk big, paddle little, and think they invented the lineup. This tee’s not for them.

Our Help Stamp Out Hodads T-Shirt revives one of the most iconic slogans from the 1960s surf scene - a cheeky badge of honor for surfers who truly lived it. With the bold “Help Stamp Out Hodads” graphic on the back and a smaller front motif, it’s a nod to the golden era of surfing.

Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, flattering, and built for all-day comfort. Certified by GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA Approved Vegan, it’s as kind to the planet as it is true to the lifestyle.

If you’re tired of surf tees that try too hard or feel like tourist merch, buying this one’s a decision you won’t regret. It’s classic humor, real heritage, and proof you’re no Hodad.

Authentic roots. Easy comfort.

• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan.

TIP: The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.